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No. 451: Garfield Plus Sufferin' Jon

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Garfield Plus Sufferin' Jon

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Strip by: Biosci3c

Jon: In the long run, I think bad luck and good luck even out.
Jon: YAAAHHH!!! I can't stand the boredom!
Jon: Arrrrgh! You're driving me crazy!
Garfield: Darn... You guessed.
Jon: Yaaah! This plate is hot! The food's going down my shirt!
Jon: Yaaahh! My tie's on fire!!
Jon: My hair's on fire!
Jon: Ankle-biting whoopchucks!
Jon: I'm being deported to Mongolia!
Jon: Locusts!
Jon: Squirrels with miniature weed whackers!
Jon: Killer moths!
Jon: Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Jon: Sharks!
Jon: Riptiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
Jon: Tidal wave!
Garfield: He always has to be the center of attention.
Jon: Water spout!
Jon: Hey! There are ants in this grass! Ow! Ow! Owie! Ow!
Jon: A garden snake! YAAAAH!
Jon: Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Jon: Gaah! Gum!
Garfield: Shall we have a moment of silence for this man's dignity?
Garfield: You're going to have to get on a really, really, really long run of good luck to catch up, pal.

The author writes:

I actually was working on this prior to Wilhelm Scream-field coming out, so when I first saw it, I thought my strip had magically uploaded itself. Unlike D.L.'s strip, I used both Sunday and weekday strips, so I had to cut each strip out and piece the comic together in Inkscape. Hopefully the formatting is not too off-putting.

Original strips: 1988-03-06, 1990-06-08, 1991-10-17, 1997-07-13, 1998-08-16, 2000-10-22, 2002-02-14, 2002-10-09, 2003-01-06, 2005-03-10.