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No. 2920: Alonzo

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Alonzo

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Strip by: Lasagna Man

{Jon is talking to Alonzo, who looks like Garfield with a mustache}
Jon: Santa Claus is watching you.
Alonzo: {takes off mustache} Watching me, you say?... Your cat named Garfield, you say?
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Jon: Alonzo, have you seen my other snow boot?
Jon: Alonzo?!
Alonzo: Ain't nobody here but us tube socks.
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Jon: Alonzo, all I can think about is Liz...
Jon: I can't think about anything else.
Alonzo: I know what you mean...
Alonzo: I can't get my mind off that ham in the the fridge.
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Mouse: Here comes the great Alonzo, everyone!
Mouse: Give it up for Alonzo!
Alonzo: {to Jon} What? I'm chasing him. Just slowly.
Mouse: Woo-hoo!

The author writes:

Original strips: 2008-12-05, 2008-11-24, 2008-11-15, 2008-09-10.