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No. 289: Jon Snapped

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Jon Snapped

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Jon: I hate you.
Garfield: I don't recall giving you permission to walk on my marble collection.
SFX: SPLUT {Jon hits Garfield in the face with his food bowl}
Jon: Let go! Let go! Let go!
SFX: PLOP {Jon whacks Garfield on the table until he spits out a steak}
SFX: SPLAT {Garfield falls off the table as Jon looks on with a big grin}
Jon: We're doing push-ups!
Garfield: NO!
SFX: WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! {Jon whacks Garfield's head into the floor repeatedly}
{Garfield is thrown through a window}
Jon: Ha ha ha. Wheee.

The author writes:

Browsing through Garfield archives, I was a bit surprised how much the main characters abuse each other. Then it occurred to me that it would be rather funny to have an entire strip about Jon beating the sh*t out of Garfield. :) So here it is...

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