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No. 2817: Depressed

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Depressed

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Strip by: Manyhills

Garfield: Jon's depressed
Jon: I'm depressed, Garfield
Jon: Boy, am I depressed
Jon: I'm too depressed to cook
Garfield: You do look depressed
Jon: I'm so depressed, it's depressing
Garfield: Tell me about it
Jon: You seem depressed, Garfield
Jon: Are you depressed because you're fat and lazy and out of shape?
Jon: Oh boy am I depressed. I'm fat, I'm lazy, nobody likes me...
Jon: Depressed, Garfield?
Garfield: Yo
Jon: Why are we so depressed, Garfield?
Jon: I think I'll go out and shoot myself
Garfield: Sure
Garfield: Now I'm suicidal
Jon: Well, look on the bright side
Jon: Compared to absolute, hopeless despair, depressed is cheerful!
Garfield: I feel better already

The author writes:

Original strips: 2014-03-03, 1993-01-30, 1983-10-20, 1985-12-09, 1990-03-07, 1994-07-16, 2013-11-23, 1983-10-19, 1988-09-07, 1982-08-25, 1999-09-22, 1985-12-10.