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No. 251: Beware

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Beware

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Strip by: Locodiablogato

Garfield: What makes you think I've been up to something? {holding sign saying "Beware of Dog"}
Sign: Beware of the dog's lawyer.
Sign: Beware of fence.
Sign: Please do not beware of the dog.
Sign: Beware of dog.
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Sign: Beware of dog.
Sign: Beware of the little dogs.
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Sign: Do not beware of the dog.
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Sign: Beware of the
Garfield: Beware of dog?! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Sign: Beware of dog.
Garfield: Oh, really?
Sign: Beware of bird.
Sign: Beware of the willing-to-share-his-feelings dog.
Sign: Beware of frog.
Dog: Bark! Bark! Snarl, snarl, snarl. Arf! Arf! Bark!
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Sign: Beware of the old dog.
Sign: Beware of the artistic dog.
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Sign: Beware of dog.
Sign: Beware of dog.
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Dog: Bark! Bark! Bark!
Sign: Beware of dog.
Sign: Beware of the shaggy dog.
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Garfield: What's this?
Sign: Beware of dog.
Sign: Beware of the insulting dog.
Sign: Beware of the dog!!
Garfield: That's not scary.
Sign: Beware of the scary dog.
Dog: Grrr.
Garfield: That's a great sign!
Dog: Why, thank you.
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Dog: Beware of the dog.
Garfield: How come?
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Sign: Beware of the artistic dog.
Sign: Beware of the vicious dog.
Sign: Beware of dog!
Sign: Beware of gophers.
Garfield: {to dog} Is the dog here?
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Sign: Beware of the guard dog.
Sign: Beware of the ______
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Sign: Beware of beware of dog sign.
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Garfield: The ruffles are all wrong.
Sign: Beware of the dog.
Dog: I can't escape the feeling there's something I should be doing.
Sign: Beware of the vicious dog.
Sign: Beware of sign.
Garfield: Oh, this isn't my sign.
Sign: Beware of the cat.
Dog: Pretty impressive sign, eh?
Sign: Beware of the vicious dog.
Garfield: Why does your sign say "beware of cats"?
Sign: Beware of cats.
Sign: Beware of ugly dog.
Sign: Beware of shy dog.
Sign: Beware of lonely dog.
Sign: Beware of dog.
Sign: Beware of bunny.
Sign: Beware of dog.
Sign: Beware of dog.
Sign: Beware of dog.
Sign: Beware of cat on diet.
Sign: Beware of karaoke dog.
Sign: Beware of suck-up dog.
Sign: Beware of dog.
Sign: Beware of puppy.
Sign: Beware of farsighted dog.
Garfield: You're not a dog.
Snake: Yes, I am. Like, bow wow.
Sign: Beware of the dog.

The author writes:

I decided it would be interesting to put together all the lame "Beware of X" signs that Jim loves to use. I only used one from each comic, with one exception (the third row from the bottom), and only omitted one to keep things even.

Here's the big list of strips used: 1990-07-12, 1991-02-19, 1991-08-15, 1991-09-20, 1992-01-04, 1992-04-07, 1992-12-02, 1993-02-18, 1993-06-22, 1993-09-25, 1994-04-02, 1994-05-14, 1994-08-29, 1994-08-30, 1994-08-31, 1994-09-01, 1994-12-09, 1995-02-03, 1995-04-05, 1995-06-23, 1995-08-01, 1995-09-12, 1996-01-04, 1996-07-30, 1997-05-13, 1998-06-09, 1998-06-20, 1999-04-27, 1999-04-30, 2000-02-08, 2000-02-10, 2000-02-11, 2000-02-12, 2001-11-20, 2001-11-29, 2002-03-20, 2002-03-22, 2002-03-23, 2002-07-22, 2002-07-24, 2003-03-04, 2003-03-05, 2003-03-06, 2004-06-23, 2005-05-05, 2005-06-25, 2005-07-27, 2005-10-25, 2005-10-26, 2006-01-04, 2006-04-06, 2006-04-17, 2006-04-20, 2006-09-14, 2006-10-09, 2006-10-10, 2006-10-11, 2006-10-12, 2006-10-13, 2006-10-14, 2007-06-09, 2007-07-02, 2007-07-03, 2007-07-04, 2007-07-06, 2007-07-07, 2007-11-12.