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No. 244: Jon the Clueless Witness

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Jon the Clueless Witness

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Strip by: Leon Cantor

Jon: {in joke glasses, nose, and moustache} Could I have a word with you?
Shop Assistant: I didn't do it! You can't prove I did!
Jon: When I came in here yesterday you sold me some—
Shop Assistant: What body parts?!
Jon: Relax! I was talking about these glasses.
Shop Assistant: You mean I don't need to call my hit man?

The author writes:

Since most of the authors have a reason for selecting whichever strips they choose to edit, I decided to take the one made on my birthday, 1987-07-01, and change the dialogue into something a little more...incriminating. Now the clerk's got something to hide, and Jon is totally oblivious.