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No. 2008: 30th Birthday Special: Garfield Plus Slightly Better Pacing

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30th Birthday Special: Garfield Plus Slightly Better Pacing

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Strip by: Lubaf

Garfield: In the minus column: loss of hair.
Garfield: In the plus column: Cake.
Garfield: Minus: Loss of memory.
Garfield: On the plus side: Cake.
Garfield: Negative: Gain in nose and ear hair.
Garfield: To be positive: Cake.
Garfield: Bad: Liver spots, achy joints, and saggy skin.
Garfield: On the good side: Cake.
Garfield: {Walks to Jon, Liz, and Odie, in front of a cake with hundreds of candles} No contest.
Liz and Jon: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

The author writes:

Discussion question: Would the above be funnier if I had added in a second mention of "loss of memory"?

Original strip: 2008-06-19.