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No. 1730: Fat Guy's Small Eyes

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Fat Guy's Small Eyes

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Strip by: WatchYourMother

{Jon and Liz are looking at a movie screen with rather small eyes while Garfield doesn't seem to have any eyes at all}
Liz: You had to change eyes, didn't you?
Jon: I couldn't see with those fat eyes in front of me.
Liz: But these are the worst eyes!
Garfield: My eyes are missing.
Jon: At least we won't get dry eyes.
Liz: I have a mullet.
Garfield: And at least I don't have to look at Jon's shirt.

The author writes:

I'm not so good at writing jokes. Here, I was just trying to mess with their faces, using the eyes from the "I (heart) Elvis" guy which were much easier to work with than the normal ones from Jon and Liz.

Original strips: 2000-07-03, 2000-07-04.