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Bad Dad Jokes

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Strip by: David Morgan-Mar

T-Rex: T-Rex presents:
T-Rex: BAD DAD JOKES!
Dromiceiomimus: Oh no I'm leaving.
T-Rex: Hi Leaving! I'm T-Rex!
Utahraptor: When did you start telling Dad jokes?
T-Rex: Last week.
Utahraptor: This could be evidence in a future paternity suit.
T-Rex: But...
T-Rex: I don't wear suits!

The author writes:

According to these surveillance recordings, he started telling bad dad jokes within 24 hours after the birth of my client's baby. He has to be the father.