Mezzacotta Cinematique
A Horde of Acquaintances
Liam Hemsworth, Bill Nighy. And Gina Torres as herself
Directed by Guy Ritchie
PG
A viscount is betrayed by a nurse and proposes to a good veteran at a funeral.
Macchu Pichu’s Men
Featuring Holly Hunter.
The newest installment in Bernardo Bertolucci’s <i>Ferocious Herders Extend Cousins Once Removed</i> world
PG10 (horror, gratuitous found-footage film campfires and crude violence)
An ambitious alien and a cloaked singer escape from their disciples next door.
Laurie Hammond and Her Gharials
Starring Hugh Jackman and Benedict Cumberbatch. With a motion-captured performance by Jennifer Lawrence
Continuing the <i>Vermillion Teeming Carp</i> cycle
MA15 (tawny frogmouths and frequent doves)
Some beggars try to impress Terrie Conway, who kicks vagabonds,.
Jugs and Cousins
Featuring Jean Claude Van Damme, Jack Gleeson and Milla Jovovich.
A film by Chris Columbus
G
A surprising horde of screaming sheriffs are represented by a savage horde of bikers at a shrine.
Capricious Obscurities
Jerry Seinfeld and Toby Maguire. Special appearance by Harrison Ford
An Abel Ferrara film
PG
A chaotic dim-witted sibling, a florist and their great grandparents take over the world.
Coming Soon
Brought to you by mezzacotta
Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Licence by The Comic Irregulars. dmm@dangermouse.net


mezzacotta Random Generators Home