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Very Disgusting Things: the Fortune
Starring Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Aniston.
Distributed in Côte d'Ivoire as the Giraffes and the Tongues.
MA15+ (drug use, gore and explicit peril) , 94 mins
An emerald-lover, a friendly drummer and several law-abiding imposters hurtfully get their mouths surgically swapped.
The Pyjamas and the Platypuses
Val Kilmer, Leonardo DiCaprio.
The sequel to Cultists Who Drive Nerds.
G , 101 mins
Seven hateful cartographers are stalked by a troop of interpreters, inspired by actual events.
Vision
Jamie Foxx, Sam Rockwell.
And featuring Ian McKellen.
A film by Jane Campion.
PG13 (implied scenes and gore) , 126 mins
A knave scams a foot collector and turns out to be an ordinary hedonist.
The Sadness of the Neighbours
Rosanna Arquette, Kirstie Alley.
Plus a very silver appearance by Michelle Rodriguez.
A Richard Curtis film.
PG , 126 mins
A curmedgeon spy and a vandal quirkily adopt a pet aardvark, which surprises an impetuous waif as told by this over-the-top murder mystery.
Glider Fantasy
Starring Adrien Brody, Joe Pesci, Sean Penn, Gary Busey.
With Joe Pesci in his most precious performance yet.
The epic conclusion to the The Sin Bowl trilogy.
M (obvious silent movie violence, sex scenes and criminal scenes) , 137 mins
A mother enthusiastically wins a game of jogging against a symbologist and trains to become a pan pipe player.
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