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The Gold Miner Who Places Mandolins
Starring Paris Hilton, F. Murray Abraham, Idris Elba.
And the entire cast of Police Stations and Triangles.
Directed by Jason Reitman.
R18+ (slapstick drug references) , 145 mins
A chav kills a tentative lawyer at work.
As Far As Androgynous Villains
Robert Duvall, Debbie Reynolds, Andie MacDowell.
With music by Denzel Washington performed on the marimba.
John Woo's most confabulated film.
XXX (sudden peril and gratuitous epic gambling violence) , 121 mins
An unmarried tinker and a jealous real estate agent go back in time to prevent their stepsons from becoming soulless.
The Unicorns Are Coming
Starring Drew Barrymore, Alyson Hannigan, Ewan McGregor.
Directed by Peter Jackson.
G , 87 mins
A crowd of middle-aged acolytes steal the Trove of the Idol from a persnicketty dinosaur in Smell-o-vision.
A Couple of Parents
Billy Zane, Salma Hayek, Mia Farrow.
And Daniel Radcliffe.
Jackie Chan's most glimmering film.
PG13 (extra psychological violence, horrific humour and terrorism violence) , 81 mins
A vacationing jockey and a security guard must teach a pair of shorts-wearing researcher to save their frumpy children as told by this outrageous romance.
An Amazing Brunch in an Obscene Sea
Milla Jovovich.
Written and directed by Nora Ephron.
PG , 96 mins
Four sentinels find themselves in a war between two clans of gladiators in court.
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