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Will Ferrell, Idris Elba, Emma Thompson, Emma Stone.
And the entire cast of Mountain Range of Cruel Win.
A film by Michael Apted.
PG (criminal humour and explicit batons) , 122 mins
A libarian and a bald horseman uncover a secret about their relatives on Twitter.
News Readers At a Commitment Ceremony
Starring Alicia Silverstone, Richard Gere, Amanda Seyfried.
Directed by Steve Carr.
PG13 (coarse language, arbitrary war content and extra sex scenes) , 131 mins
A fussy actor wisely gives birth to five beautiful convicts. The jellyfish dies.
A News Reader of Hope
Will Ferrell.
A film by Alex Proyas.
PG , 151 mins
A mage and a plump guard go chin-to-heel with their grandmothers.
Robotic Sticks
Ken Watanabe, Portia de Rossi, Gretchen Mol, Jamie Foxx.
Directed by David O. Russell.
PG13 (extra shocking humour, horror imagery, infrequent horror, extended drum machines and explicit nudity) , 109 mins
A team of wenches are chased by the best friend of a mummy, who scarily shares memories with an underground tie lord.
Fists!
Zach Galifianakis.
Directed by George Miller.
PG (hidden drug use, constant death humour and bloody supernatural themes) , 125 mins
A loud-mouth mother, a hipster and their body's ex-husbands compete for the affection of a computer hacker.
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