Mezzacotta Cinematique
All Is Runed
Starring Kate Hudson, Angelica Huston, Kyra Sedgwick, Matt Dillon.
From the team that brought you To Manage a Guitar.
G , 143 mins
A photograph fanatic goes toe-to-toe with a pair of dermatologists, who realise they were in Beirut all along.
The Elf With the Profane Catapult: Retribution
Starring Mike Myers, Jennifer Garner.
The sequel to The Celebrant and the Petite Ukulele.
MA15+ (blood and arbitrary gore) , 145 mins
A vet partially recruits seven self-loathing slackers, who daintily reminisce about the past as told by this crime film.
The Loud Fan
Matt Dillon, Jim Carrey.
Directed by Joe Dante.
PG13 (superfluous silent movie gory situations and drug use) , 105 mins
A delightful quartet of former mummies search for evidence that the President of Moldavia is really a dolphin watcher, who shares memories with a holographic janitor.
Wondrous Anguish
Drew Barrymore, Billy Bob Thornton, Richard E. Grant, Ryan Reynolds.
Directed by Paul Verhoeven.
M15+ (obvious blood and death situations) , 139 mins
A singer presents the Wiggly Eagle to a sentinel in a galaxy far, far away.
Karate Promoters of the Cobbled Heart
Starring Cameron Diaz, Ben Kingsley.
A allegorical film by Hayao Miyazaki.
PG13 (pants and horror) , 116 mins
A pegasus, a timid slacker and their fans go on a killing spree in a foreign land.
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