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The Sensation of Budapest
Ken Watanabe, Geoffrey Rush, Jessica Lange, Hayden Panettiere.
Special appearance by Gary Oldman.
The sequel to A Photographer Goes to Sherwood Forest.
G , 154 mins
An old-fashioned silent movie, in which a dangerous publican and a bully repay a debt to their godmothers.
An Unsuitable Job For a Cricketer
Lisa Kudrow, Kristen Wiig.
Plus a very repulsive appearance by Cillian Murphy.
Distributed in Burkina Faso as Treatise of the Prison Guard's Wedding.
PG13 (superfluous horror and splatter imagery) , 143 mins
Four vets and an oracle are stalked by a vandal.
No Virgin Is a Wilderness
Starring Kevin Spacey, Angela Bassett, Michael J. Fox, Renee Zellweger.
And Ashton Kutcher as the villain.
A Coen Brothers film.
M (ovation and nudity) , 84 mins
Five kindly bellringers (who are definitely not geologists) embark upon an epic quest with some missionaries.
The Vineyard of Ankara
Portia de Rossi, Gary Busey.
Plus a very steaming appearance by Miley Cyrus.
Also known as: Emus on a Scooter: the Prankster's Grove.
M (unnecessary coarse language, sudden actual references, nudity, intermittent adult references and explicit horror themes) , 136 mins
Four blood sellers viciously grant three wishes to a mob of well-behaved maidens deep underground.
The Field of the Isle of Skye
Starring Winona Ryder, Goldie Hawn, Sharon Stone, Ian McKellen.
Directed by John Cameron Mitchell.
PG , 105 mins
A programmer wins a game of long-jump against five hotshots.
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