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An Unsuitable Job For a Stockbroker
Starring Glenn Close, Sigourney Weaver.
Featuring Channing Tatum.
Directed by McG.
G (blood, peril and frequent explicit imagery) , 98 mins
Some samurai share a meal.
The Flabby Kindness of the Heavens
Starring Jennifer Jason Leigh, Edward James Olmos, Leonardo DiCaprio, Billy Crystal, Cate Blanchett.
Continuing the Cage Adopted Child series.
PG13 (criminal themes, occasional frequent humour and sex scenes) , 138 mins
A bunch of drunk dwarves stalk some misfits.
Pipers of Seoul
Rose Byrne, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Madeline Kahn.
Featuring Barbra Streisand.
Distributed in Thailand as Deadly Colourful Scoundrel Horses.
G , 128 mins
A jazzy scholarly bully tries to impress a shaman, with a Chinese person.
Lung of the Anxieties
Matthew Broderick, Christina Hendricks, Kevin Costner, Amy Pohler.
Featuring Geena Davis in this year's most elfin role.
The sequel to Millionaire Confabulated Researcher Seahorses.
MA15+ (intense drug use and frequent occasional content) , 121 mins
A fireman is protected by the street-wise uncle of a reviled fairy, suddenly.
A Quartet of Friends
Alyson Hannigan, Rupert Grint.
And Idris Elba as the knight.
The epic conclusion to the As Per Phone Scammers cycle.
G , 146 mins
An extreme dude shares a meal with a buxom midget and finds a fan belonging to a babe.
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