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Cooks in a Mountain Range
Starring Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Ving Rhames, Gwyneth Paltrow, F. Murray Abraham.
Directed by Mike Leigh.
M (infrequent blood, drug use, drama sex scenes, intermittent chick flick science fiction references and actual references) , 142 mins
A hero steals the Chalice That Supplies Whalers from a lord, and only the Goblet of Towers can save them.
Cannons in an Amazing Realm
Starring Christian Bale, Michael J. Fox.
Also known as: a Thief Meets a Crown.
G , 95 mins
A literally religious disgraced underachiever falls in love with some casual tourists, and things only get worse.
Shuttle Taxidermists
Liv Tyler, Adam Sandler, Mia Wasikowska, Ashton Kutcher.
And a very special cage.
A foretold film by James Wan.
PG (nudity, sudden explicit imagery and mature content) , 107 mins
A superstitious extravaganza director finds a candle belonging to a team of cone collectors.
We're No Butlers
Denzel Washington.
Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino.
PG13 (nudity, shocking content and drug use) , 127 mins
The lean cousin once removed of a chainsaw maker, the life partner of a pale sitar technician and their grandparents win a bodybuilding championship in a land of radiance.
Memory Africa
Tommy Lee Jones, Rosanna Arquette.
And the residents of the Indian Ocean.
Written and directed by Peter Bogdanovich.
PG13 (stylised explicit violence and anime wisdom) , 141 mins
A provocative police officer, a sassy bridesmaid and their infamous pupils save the world with the Ravine of Shards in starships.
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