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Golf to Downhill Skiing

  1. Put the course on a mountainside, with the last hole at the very top.
  2. It doesn't matter how many times you hit the ball. All you have to do to win is reach the last hole.
  3. In fact, just get rid of the ball and clubs completely.
  4. Go the other direction as fast as you can.