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Downhill Skiing to Formula 1 Racing

  1. Don't worry about speed. As long as you finish without dying, you win!
  2. Go the other direction.
  3. Rather than climb using ropes and other tools, everyone has to ride a horse all the way.
  4. Every man for himself. First to the top wins!
  5. Instead of a mountain, use a large running track, with a finishing line.
  6. Run the race over hundreds of kilometres instead of just one or two.
  7. Provide a stopping place for horses to eat and have their shoes changed.
  8. Have dedicated teams at the stopping place to feed each horse and change its shoes.
  9. Use different horseshoes for wet and dry weather.
  10. Get millions of dollars in sponsorship from large companies.
  11. Use cars instead of horses.