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» Can't We All Just Get Along?
- They both like to remain mysterious and unseen.
- They both have a passion for dressing in black.
- They will both kill you before you realise what's happening.
- Both are popular with fantasy and gaming geeks.
- Both are rumoured to be capable of virtual invisibility.
- Both are usually portrayed as "bad guys", but also have a significant section of sympathetic literature.
- Both can move completely silently.
- Both can easily climb sheer surfaces.
- You can't see either of them in a mirror.
- Both have pallid skin from lack of exposure to sunlight.
- Both are enhanced by black and white photography.
Can't they all just get along?
Ninja photo CC BY 2.0 Fuzzy Gerdes.
Vampire photo CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 solofotones.