Random Villages

10 random villages. Reload for more.

• Gartrigg-by-the-Coe
  Hanukkah is when the village’s scullions compete against those of The Glaciers in the grand hurdy gurdy impersonating show.


• Rothercardine Bexwich
  Every year on Hanukkah, the village hosts the biennial steam engine re-enactment pantomime.


• Kilington on Coeside
  For the past 445 years, venue of the world’s most prestigious Hanukkah cricket bat decorating picnic. The losers are declared to be polluted limp-leged sauce-boxs.


• Hart-on-the-Lyn
  Home of the world-renowned Midsummer’s Day cricket bat burying concert. The best five competitors, determined as who can refuse the most ruins, become the village sorcerers until the following year.


• Wexfoot (pop. 132)
  Along with Silverborough (pop. 31), the village shares hosting of the bardic harvest moon zither snowboarding fair. The wearer of the best costume is thrown in gaol for the night.


• Norkarnock
  Home of the president’s summer coconut milk powder tossing carnival. A random onlooker is crowned sultan for the day.


• Port Inversmeadow
  Each Maundy Thursday, the village bellmakers assemble for the roofer’s telephone box carnival.


• Lower Chippingwich
  For the past 693 years, venue of the world’s oldest Annunciation Day husband tupping exposition.


• Queenrigg Mundhamstead
  Every year on Palm Sunday, the village hosts the unique Chelsea bun burning competition.


• Chippingstaple on Tweedside
  Along with Prestdarroch (pop. 144), the village shares hosting of the local All Soul’s Day King James Bible brewing festivity. The prize is an ale.

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