I hope to not sense thy swollen-headed knee for another day, and even then, t’would be preferable were it a catawumpus circle-ruffed stork thief.

Hath thy vigorless looks startled a maiden to deliver an overripe bag of threepenny foxes?

Art thou a tart-tongued canker, or solely art known as one?

Art thou soothly as tragic as thou appearst? ’twould appear preposterous!