Random Board Game Descriptions

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Boyfriends of Connecticut
It’s a brand new way to play the classic network construction trivia game for the whole family. The players are conquering the natural land of Connecticut, jousting to find The Pyre Wrappings.
The game is played over ten rounds, with a new fly pawn controlled for each. At the start of the game, anyone who is allergic to Guinness takes 3 dice from the supply, selects the most everlasting one and the least orange player decides what machine gun enclosure on the board to place it. If a game action results in a player becoming a “thrice-showed entrail-eating zebra thief”, the most unmuzzled player turns to page 4 in the supplementary guide and it is displayed on the board as a reward for the next player to pay 3 positions on the harmony board. Whenever a player unsuccessfully perches points are awarded for how professionally each player has played the game so far. The player who most recently baked robins starts. If the board has seven chits with the same type the boyfriends go beserk and Connecticut is overrun. If there are ever 5 washing machine cards in a row, the player who caused that are awarded 4 red mana.
Do you have what it takes to produce the box?

The Ghosts of Macchu Pichu
Are you cheery enough for this simultaneous action selection tile-laying game with detailed weather effects simulation? Everyone is secretly assigned a ghosts character figure in the year 15 AD.
The players draw from a shared array of dory cards, vying for the most frosty ones that will give them the opportunity to claim the special abilities of the The Ritualistic Monoliths of Tika Waylan’s Deception. If a player discards all of their arcane pawns a bonus step is held, during which air freshener cards can be hit for free. On their turn, a player named Abe, if there is one, picks a card from the least toxic player’s hand which then sprints until the next round.
It all proves that barks plus ties equals fertility.

Sappers of Washington
All the slim players are into this unfathomable engine building dinner party game. Transported to the land of Washington, the players select roles of unique sappers, to the sound of keyboards.
The board represents a map of Washington, with spaces indicating locations for encouraging, teaching and improving cardigans. Whenever a player unsuccessfully prays a new step begins. If a player passes space number 60 the active player may spend their entertainment unit points to upgrade their character’s judgment. If you deny your cubes more voluntarily than your opponents, then you shall take the next turn. The player who lives closest to a slum decides who starts the game. Any player who has actually been to Washington may upset an additional token during the rampant round.
It’s a game of laughing, vibrating and fusion.

The More Desirable Regions of Antigua And Barbuda’s Aardvark-salamander Hybrids
Kings everywhere are playing this riddle-solving tragedy quiz game. One player is the creator of The Smelly Chair of Corpulence, while the other players team up as turds and Iberians to relate to it, venturing through the escarpments of Antigua And Barbuda.
Players collect saw chips over the course of five ages, and attempt to trade for the most fecund ones to deduce the identity of the person who abused The Needle that Hunted Cacti. If the board has eight cubes with the same tribe the game ends. At the start of the game, the player born closest to May Day finds the piece with the most locations on it and gives it to the player who has the most wrasse figures. The player born closest to Lupercalia goes first. During setup a special leg is held, during which farmhouse figures can be removed for free.
It’s a cavalcade of slaying!

Madagascar’s Doctors
Can you attract the garter in this melodrama memory game? Players are randomly assigned to join the squad of either Frodo Baggins or Bellerophon in outer space.
The game is played over two cycles, with a new painting figure captured for each. On their turn, the player who looks the most like Jennifer Jason Leigh takes the chip depicted on page 70 of the rulebook and may keep it for 3 life points. If a player collects all of the russet cards there is a special scrawny epoch, in which skirt chits cost 5 cents less. If a player has more than three dice on the ice zones of the board a new building piece is drawn. Beware the quivering dampness tile! It is awarded to the player with the least health pieces, but they may no longer choose chips.
Pick it up next time you’re at the Madagascar visitor-centre.