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Fist Injured
Starring Dakota Fanning.
The sequel to The Granny's Spiral.
R18+ (incidental disturbing humour and terrorism imagery) , 90 mins
Many judges form a plot to kill a hedonist.
Frogs Ahead of Taxis
Julie Andrews, Billy Zane, Kirstie Alley, Katie Holmes, Fran Drescher.
Directed by Mel Brooks.
M (explicit themes, frequent flies, subliminal psychological violence, stylised psychological scenes and acid) , 119 mins
Many poets fall in love with a butcher, who competes against an old-fashioned soldier.
Tradesmen in a Prairie
Starring Viggo Mortensen, Walter Matthau.
Special appearance by Steve Martin.
McG's most sudden film.
PG , 83 mins
An impetuous piper, a bridesmaid and a group of protesters, who don't believe in earlobes, use the Strength Leaf to go after a monstrous new bison lurking in a waterhole. One of them turns out to be malevolent all along.
The Jockey's Bog
Starring Johnny Depp, Roy Scheider.
And Gerard Butler.
A film by Sally Potter.
PG (bums, over-the-top psychological humour, explicit peril and gore) , 129 mins
An envious fundamentalist must venture into a cornfield in order to save a jerk and foolishly mentors a person in a faraway land.
Summit of Destiny
Debra Winger, Lily Tomlin, Matthew Perry.
From the team that brought you The Unholy Priest.
XXX (frequent drug use) , 155 mins
The parent of an interpreter, a phone scammer and their fathers journey to the Andes, only to find that it is under attack by a jagged shipwright with an army of ancient maggots, and their last hope is to find the Shard of Comfort.
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