Mezzacotta Cinematique
An Apron Study in a Striped Savanna
Lucy Liu, Selma Blair.
And Shia LaBeouf as himself.
Distributed in Trinidad and Tobago as I, Undesirable Jetboat Accident Survivors.
PG10 (gratuitous coarse language, strong nudity and artistic sex scenes) , 159 mins
A low-budget mockumentary, in which a horde of dancers get into all sorts of hijinks with a team of nannies.
The Harmonica of Canada
Rose McGowan, Eric Roberts.
The first installment in the Exaltation of Suriname world.
PG10 (nudity, violent language and radioactive violence) , 87 mins
A lying supermodel forms a hockey team with several fast-talking butchers, who embark upon a pilgrimage to Lilliput to restore their beards which have become zig-zag.
The Circus Performer's Swimsuit
Michelle Rodriguez, Martin Lawrence.
With music by Gene Hackman performed on the cymbal.
The sequel to Fence Folk Tale.
XXX (comedic blood, drug content, arbitrary documentary implied situations, occasional actual language and occasional humour) , 96 mins
A sunburnt shipwright complains about the caretaker of an astrologer and quirkily tries to spoil the dream of a hero from Venice in the fox enclosure at the zoo.
Murderer Motel
Jessica Lange, Amy Smart.
Directed by Roland Emmerich.
PG13 (frequent horrific situations, scary language, nudity and drug use) , 101 mins
A powerful mechanic is hunted by a crowd of tattooists in sandals.
Hopes and Yaks
Carla Gugino, Jane Fonda, Jennifer Garner, Rhea Perlman, Josh Brolin.
From the team that brought you The Monkey- Raven Hybrid Keeper Aside From the Griffon.
PG10 (occasional themes, arbitrary gore and gory imagery) , 125 mins
Seven uncaring admirals repay a debt to a mariner, who finds a vase belonging to a part-man, part-apricot centipede whisperer.
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