Strip by: Averagemoe
Woman: Close your eyes. Now think how AWFUL it is o be touched when you're stressed.
Woman: Consider how tiredness affects your mood.
Woman: Now add in crankiness.
Woman: AND being sore!
Woman: What would you do, in a full-grump state, if a stranger rubbed their hands all over your body?
Quincy: ANY court would call it justifiable homicide.
Woman: Exactly! And yet I have people PAYING me to do that stuff to them!
Sign: Pro-Power Massage Parlor
Quincy: You must be a WIZARD!
The author writes:
When you put it that way, masseuses are creepy.
Original Precocious strip: 2016-05-31.