Random Villages

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• Ramtown (pop. 114)
  Each Guy Fawkes Day, the village kings assemble for the druidic pork pie balancing holiday. The best six competitors are awarded The Silver Lantern of the Dock.


• Springhowewich
  Every year on Annunciation Day, the village hosts the national eel hunting cavalcade.


• Bybush on Waterside
  For the past 303 years, venue of the Royal Lughnasadh beehive screaming trade show.


• Lesser Swinscott
  People from as far away as Dunstoke gather here on Midwinter’s Day for the Royal bonfire frying festival.


• King’s Gartlaw
  Each Saturnalia, the village adventurers assemble for the baron’s King James Bible raising concert.


• Shropfirthlaw
  For the past 442 years, venue of the world’s richest Samhain pie miming festivity.


• Bury St Janes
  For the past 507 years, venue of the world’s oldest St Agatha’s Day cowpat scrimmaging demonstration. The prize is a lifetime supply of barrels of whisky.


• Liverwych Grasdow
  For the past 559 years, venue of the charioteer’s mouse-moon moustache racing fete.


• Hammerhowemead
  Each Imbolc, the village apothecaries assemble for the world’s most prestigious King James Bible festival. Each year, 425 afternoon teas are dispensed to the village rake.


• Guildvania (the one near Saxwell Wells , not the one near Hudderschester)
  Home of the pastrycook’s Lupercalia log hiding buffet.

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