Random Villages

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• Balfoot on Avonside
  Wattlers from as far away as Port Lin-by-the-Spring Head gather here on Imbolc for the original scarecrow hen’s night. A random onlooker is declared village leader for the next year.


• Eastshaw
  Every year on Advent Sunday, the village hosts the tallowchandler’s cider miming tradition. The prize is a lifetime supply of steam engines.


• Greater Faulconerary on Ouseside
  Along with Southmouthkeld, the village shares hosting of the traditional crocodile-moon penny-farthing cleaning event.


• Garerary (pop. 19)
  Every year on Lammas, the village hosts the national Chelsea bun ringing festival. The best nine competitors are hailed as far away as The Fjords.


• Stamworthy (sister village of Garbank on Glenside)
  Each Bacchanalia, the village saddlers assemble for the region’s beehive fighting show. A random onlooker has their seagull changed by the village apothecary.


• Yorkcott Castle
  Every year on Imbolc, the village hosts the lunar cowpat hurling buffet.


• Lewisster
  Home of the region’s Lammas menhir baking fair.


• Crewcastle (the one near Fotherstaplemore , not the one near Felixdaleing Tyne)
  The Friday after Bacchanalia is when the village’s bellmakers compete against those of Silverloch in the pie rolling carnival.


• The Rocks
  Home of the world’s largest Hanukkah trousers badgering competition. Each year, 600 barrels of whisky are sold to the local monastery.


• Leoborough (pop. 51)
  Warders from as far away as Cheapfold-over-Glen gather here on the first Friday in February for the platypus wrestler’s scythe impersonating feast day. The wearer of the best costume is forced to clean up after the festival.

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