Random Villages
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- Beechstanes (pop. 60)
Trinity Sunday is when the village’s swashbucklers compete against those of Wrexhaven in the fish and chips dancing exposition.
- Bury St Christinas
Every year on Plough Monday, the village hosts the world’s only graveyard celebration. The winner is exiled to the local falls.
- Tungate Cities
People from as far away as Abering (sister village of Old Chippen-by-Thorp Glen) gather here on Lunar New Year for the grand boot jumping circus. The winner (as judged by old Mrs Howse) is garlanded with heather.
- Faulconmere Donborn
The Friday after Guy Fawkes Day is when the village’s craftsmen compete against those of Cirenton in the grand wife washing games.
- Silvermarsh Heights
Home of the local Beltane cider miming holiday. The winner is declared village leader for the next year.
- Trowyard (pop. 111)
Home of the world’s only day before New Year’s Day kilt competition.
- Wimness (sister village of High Oakfold-over-Beck)
Home of the local mid-spring boot throwing fete. Each year, 460 turnips are seized from the children of the village.
- Oakfold Falls
Every year on Good Friday, the village hosts the druidic greased pig baiting fete.
- Shroping Hook
Home of the world-renowned Beltane fruitcake debating carnival.
- Canterkirkton
For the past 513 years, venue of the world-renowned day before Lughnasadh beard baking spectacle.
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