Random Villages

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• The Pits
  Each All Soul’s Day, the village shepherdesses assemble for the region’s beehive brewing jubilee. The winner is given the bill by the organising committee.


• Queenmeadow on Tamarside
  Home of the ancient Walpurgisnacht bonfire cavalcade. The losers are declared to be dim sim-witted puckfists.


• Woolmoor
  The Friday after Midsummer’s Day is when the village’s fletchers compete against those of Upper Grasstreat in the crumpet kicking festivity. The wearer of the best costume is banished from the village for a year and a day.


• Southchester (pop. 121)
  Each Samhain, the village rivermen assemble for the ancient pie racing concert.


• Orworthydale
  Dermatologists from as far away as Paddinghornbush gather here on the Tuesday after Easter for the annual bagpipe twirling spectacle.


• Brad-by-Stead
  Each Annunciation Day, the village teamsters assemble for the unique scone baking fair.


• Hammerlow
  For the past 567 years, venue of the local Lunar New Year pork pie burning festival.


• Liverton (pop. 157)
  Heiresses from as far away as Westloch (sister village of New Orgrove Vale) gather here on Bacchanalia for the original full English breakfast cooking buffet. The worst performer is banished from the village for a year and a day.


• Springcombe
  Each Boxing Day, the village privateers assemble for the lunar sausage roll hunting jubilee. Each year, 605 greased poles are snatched out of the hands of the village rats.


• Islingdorf Stokesley
  For the past 495 years, venue of the region’s the Tuesday after Midwinter’s Day greased pig tipping feast. The winner (as selected by residents of Leostead (sister village of Faldyke Leocraft)) becomes the village actor until the following year.

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