Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: What was Socrates' favourite salad?
T-Rex: Ha ha! You were expecting Greek salad! Fooled you!
Utahraptor: Bean salad!
Utahraptor: Like "bein' salad", since he was a philosopher. Cogito ergo sum! Ha ha!
T-Rex: Geez, try to be intellectual and someone always ruins it.
The author writes:
Also, Waldorf salad was not invented until 1896! Several centuries after Socrates died! Ha ha!