Strip by: David Morgan-Mar
T-Rex: I've started a new hobby.
T-Rex: SNAIL RACING!
T-Rex: My snails have cars with a big letter S on them. So people can say, "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
Utahraptor: Have you had any problems?
T-Rex: Well, I tried removing the shell from one snail to make it faster.
T-Rex: But it only made him more sluggish.
The author writes:
Did you know French cuisine includes snails?
Because the French don't like fast food.