The webcomic that uses the proleptic Gregorian calendar.
"I have better things to do than be here, you know."
Phoebe enjoys playing Dungeons & Dragons.
Eliza is a professional psychotherapist.
Helia is training to be a comedian.
"They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. They're not laughing now!"
Scott is a scientist. Not mad, thank you very much.
"Do you happen to know a taxidermist who specialises in human beings?"
Duchovny is an alien pretending to be a human.
"No matter how paranoid you are, you're not paranoid enough."
|Character 11||Character 12|
|Character 13||Character 14|
"This series of panels has some cool dialogue."
|Character 17||Character 18|
|Character 19||Character 20|
Ivan hails from Soviet Russia.
"In Soviet Russia, attention wasn't paying you!"
|Character 23||Character 24|
Anya may be an alien...
"Tell me about your human mating customs."
|Character 27||Character 28|
|Character 29||Character 30|
Brian is not entirely sure this whole mezzacotta thing was a good idea.
"We have readers?"
"Hi. We're doing a meta-meta-webcomic today."
|Character 33||Character 34|
|Character 35||Character 36|
|Character 37||Character 38|
|Character 39||Character 40|
|Character 41||Character 42|
|Character 43||Character 44|
|Character 45||Character 46|
"This randomly generated comic is just not working today."
|Character 49||Character 50|