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Recited from memory by: David Morgan-Mar

The author writes:

I don't want to talk about the recent election results.

I thought that candidate was just running as a joke! I didn't realise he'd get elected by one lousy vote!

If his policies actually work, then it would in fact be nice, but I suspect most of them violate laws of physics.