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Transcribed painstakingly from the charred remains of the original notes by: manyhills

The author writes:

Now, see, this may seem racist but it isn't actually racist. Anyway one of my best friends is Spanish:


EDIT: Profuse thanks to Stacy for contacting me to say that a) she is not actually my friend and b) she is from Portugal. Thanks, again. Really.

EDIT 2: Profuse thanks also to the many forumites who suggested I should excuse my behaviour by saying "they all look the same to me". Your sincere help is most humbly appreciated. I would genuflect if I could.