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Translated from ancient Sumerian by: bill33

The author writes:

Actually, don't let the bodies hit the floor! You want to get blood all over my carpet and make me wash it for the fifth time this week? We've got visitors, and if they see a giant red spot on the carpet, they'll think I'm trying to do "abstract flooring" again!

I've got a guitar stand in the basement. Make good use of it.