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Decoded from alien signals by: bill33

The author writes:

You can't pick your nose, but you can pick your nose. I mean, you can pick the inside of your nose. Pick doesn't mean "choose" in this case. And it's nothing like lock picking either, because I haven't a clue how that would work.

Look, what I'm saying is you might not be able to choose which nose you have, but you still have the ability to jam your finger inside of it. Wait, that doesn't sound right.