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Recited from memory by: David Morgan-Mar

The author writes:

Julius Caesar might beg to differ.

If he were still alive. And in Texas. And spoke English. And understood the principles of the internal combustion engine.

But suffice it to say, Antonio probably needs to call a towing service.