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Recited from memory by: unstattedCommoner

The author writes:

An emergency which calls for Doctors of Philosophy in Anglo-Saxon literature, computational biology, and astrophysics is inevitably going to be highly contrived.

(Blackdrip claims his doctorate is in astrophysics, but it's actually in astrology.)