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Decoded from alien signals by: The Thinker

The author writes:

Things to buy from supermarket:

Red Apples Conference Pears Cheese (Red Leicester and Mozzarella) Sandwich loaf (white) Baguette Lettuce Potatoes (any variety) Some AA batteries Paper Kitchen towels Mushrooms Fresh Tomatoes Toothpaste Toothbrush More cereal for breakfast Half dozen eggs (free range) Semi-skimmed milk (2 litres) Pizza (stuffed crust, thick crust, thin crust, some of those fancy "Finest range" pizzas too perhaps) Peppers (red, green, yellow, no orange) Oranges Lemons Limes 1kg of sugar (brown, white, get both) Paper for printing Ink cartridges for pen (black) Toner for printer Plastic food bags Frozen peas Frozen sweetcorn Cucumbers Rice Pasta Pesto sauce Ketchup (make it Heinz this time!)

Think that's it, add more if I think of anything

Oh, don't forget to fill up the car this time!