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Recited from memory by: Leon Arnott

The author writes:

Someone travelled to the beginning of time and convinced God that humans would be a lot funnier if they were half as intelligent, twice as tasty, made a big red splash when you bit into them, and had to walk on their legs instead of levitating. That someone's identity remains unknown, but I have my suspicions.