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Beamed directly into your brain by: The Thinker

The author writes:

Okay, after a great deal of research, I have concluded the following:

Lies: statistics, things politicians say, the Tooth Fairy, cake, my neighbour's promise that he'd return my garden shears before Christmas 2010.

Not Lies: Mr. J. Doe is a civilian, the Moon landings, teasing mountain lions is bad for your health.