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Reassembled from partial quotes in archived forum messages by: unstattedCommoner

The author writes:

There now follows a test of the emergency news post system.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! We're all going to die!"

This concludes the test of the emergency news post system. Had this been a real emergency, I would have been too busy looking out for myself to make an emergency news post.