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Recited from memory by: The Thinker

The author writes:

So remember guys, should this ever happen to your neighbours, just paint your kneecaps green and mail all your best (and whilst you're at it, worst and mediocre) silver to Mauritania (or was it Mali?). On the other hand, if you can't find any green paint, last night's spinach & broccoli soup ought to suffice.