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No. 795: Cut Price Genie

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Cut Price Genie

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Strip by: Sharruma

{Delkin confronts a genie with a floating scar (Oliver) coming out of a lamp.}
Delkin: Sweet!
Oliver: I am the genie of the Lamp
Delkin: Cool, three wishes
Oliver: Nah, just one wish!
Oliver: I can only give you one wish and can only use it to change your appearance.
Oliver: I can make you a dragon or a gryphon. I can make you a worm of a frog. Or I can increase your strength or IQ or both to super human levels
Oliver: Whatever you want.
Oliver: What shall I turn you into?
Delkin: No idea.
Oliver: Done!
{Delkin has been turned into a badly drawn deer without eyes.}

The author writes:

[Ed: I love it how the lamp is an electric table lamp.]