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No. 773: Too Hot to Handel

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Too Hot to Handel

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Strip by: Matt Albrecht

{Oliver and Samantha walk to the opera together. They sit at the bar, and Samantha holds a yellow drink in her hand. Ambrose, the bar tender, waits on them.}
Samantha: This drink is an amazing mix of flavors! What did you put in it?
Ambrose: It's Goldschl├Ąger with albacore and a hint of green tea.
Samantha: I'm always looking out for new business opportunities, and this seems like a golden opera tuna tea.

The author writes:

The opera house image is by Andreas Praefcke, released under CC-SA 3.0.

The bar image is a public domain picture.