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No. 771: Buying A House

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Buying A House

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Strip by: Sharruma

{Scene: A beautiful village in the shade of a dormant volcano, birds are singing and everything is right with the world}
{Meridien and Delkin are looking to buy a new house}
Delkin: It's a nice house!
Ambrose: Glad you like it. The price is very cheap at $300,000.
{suddenly the volcano is no longer dormant}
SFX: Boom!
Ambrose: Erm, $50 if you sign right now.