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No. 767: The Auction

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The Auction

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Strip by: Sharruma

Ambrose: 600, do I hear 600?
Ambrose: 650!
Ambrose: 700, any advance on 700?
Ambrose: 750 from the woman in the red dress.
Ambrose: Going once for 750... 775, any advance on.... 790... that's 800.
Ambrose: Going once for 800, twice sold to the man with the scar.
{Camera pulls out to reveal we are in the Wimbledon refreshment tent. Ambrose is standing behind a table covered in small boxes.}
Ambrose: Next up, another punnet of strawberries. Do I hear 500?