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No. 755: May Fly Man

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May Fly Man

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Strip by: Sharruma

Caption: Narrated by Oliver!
Oliver: Mild Mannered Steve Nobody, bitten by a radioactive may fly.
Steve: Ouch!
Oliver: Now Steve has the ability to fly.
Steve: Yeah!
Oliver: The uhm, the ability to fly.
Steve: You already said that
Oliver: Did I mention, er, the ability to fly?
Steve: Yes! Now, what else?
Oliver: *Sigh* And once he reaches the subimago phase, the ability to die twenty-four hours later
Steve: Wait, what?
Steve: I don't wanna play this game anymore!

The author writes:

I'm not sure if a may fly really can bite. It didn't say they couldn't on Wikipedia but it also didn't say may flies can't juggle. Maybe I should have given Steve the ability to juggle.