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No. 751: Occam's Udder

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Occam's Udder

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Strip by: LTDave

{Ambrose, a Renaissance style gentleman, is speaking to the Royal Academy.}
Ambrose: Fellow Academy members... It has now become obvious that which some of us have long suspected.
Ambrose: All our expeditions and observation have come to the same conclusion. Our world is, in fact, an enormous cow, drifting through the cosmos.
{A cow drifts past a nearby sun, passed by a spherical asteroid / moon}
Ambrose: Our planet is simply a great bovine. There can be no other logical conclusion.
{Oliver, Delkin, and [mind blank - the guy with the big nose - sheesh, I created him after all...] are members of the Royal Academy}
Oliver: Absurd!
Delkin: Udderly absurd!
Big Nose: I guess it does explain the milk volcanoes...

The author writes:

Ed.: I think you'll find Steve is the name you're looking for...