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No. 73: Television Lines

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Television Lines

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Strip by: Adam Randall

TV character: One day I shall come back, Yes... I shall come back. Until then there must be no tears, no regrets, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I am not mistaken in my mind. Goodbye, goodbye my dear...
Oliver: {watching TV} Hmm, this is good TV! I should write that line down!
Oliver: 'Yawn' There, I'm done! Oh yeah I just remembered, we're outta milk! I'd better go get some.
{Empty room with note lying on desk}
Holly: Hmm, where's Oliver? Oh he left a note!
[caption]: Seconds later
Holly: {crying and holding a gun to her head} I... I can't believe he's leaving me...
[caption]: click {black screen}
[caption]: The Danger of Watching Television.
[caption]: Switch it off.