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No. 726: The Idiomatic Solution

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The Idiomatic Solution

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Strip by: LTDave

Oliver: Man, my ears are burning!
Delkin: Someone must be talking about you. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Oliver: Ha! Ha!
Ambrose: Hmm... ... I wonder...
Caption: SOON
Newspaper headline: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH KIDNAPPED!
Newspaper story: London: Fans of global acting sensation Benedict Cumberbatch are heartbroken after the surly silver-tongued star was taken from his home. "I have no idea what happened. He was so surly and yet so well liked. It seems impossible that anyone could wish him harm!" said well known B.C. fan Tony Blair. "This is the worst thing to happen to the U.K. since..."
Caption: LATER...
{A power plant with a sign in front}
Sign: Ambrose Energy Inc.
Caption: LATER STIL...
Newspaper headline: CLIMATE CHANGE SOLVED: NO MORE FOSSIL FUELS
Newspaper story: Oslo: Nobel Prize winning scientist Ambrose has announced the end of climate change thanks to his zero emissions energy system. "I'll never tell how it works," he declared to a crowd of cheering monkeys. "I dedicate this Nobel Prize to Benedict Cumberbatch. Whatever happened to that guy? We must continue to talk about his disappearance as every opp-
Newspaper photo caption: CEO of Ambrose Energy Inc. - Ambrose.