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No. 578: Delcorp Keynote

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Delcorp Keynote

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Strip by: LTDave

Delkin: As President and CEO of Delcorp Technologies, I would like to take this opportunity to assure the public that everything is A-Ok here at Delcorp HQ.
Delkin: The screaming and sirens are the result of minor programming error. Due to an oversight, Delcorp brand Robots are terrified of hideous cyclopic polymorphs. I mean, who could have predicted that?
Delkin: We plan to fit it in the next patch.