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No. 547: Who's got a clichéd phrase? The author's alias.

Who's got a clichéd phrase? The author's alias.

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Strip by: DEIDATVM

{Holly has both of her thumbs in bandages}
Holly: I broke both my thumbs.
Holly: How do I water my plants now?
Samantha: Don't worry, I got this.
{Samantha paints Holly's thumb-bandages green}
Holly: {smiling} oh thanks.

The author writes:

Now her thumbs can soar in the field of horticulture!

With that bright a shade of green, it might damage the potatoes' eyes. In fact, that green is so loud it might deafen the ears of corn everywhere.