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No. 480: Five Year Mission

Five Year Mission

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Strip by: Sharruma

Admiral Meridien: Aah! Capt Shatner, welcome back to Earth!
Delkin {Shatner}: Thank you, Admiral!
Admiral Meridien: Before you go on leave, I have one or two questions about some of your mission logs.
Admiral Meridien: For example, Jack the Ripper in space, Romans in space, Nazi soldiers in space.
Admiral Meridien: A Re-enactment of the gunfight at the O.K. Corral! Chicago gangsters in space! What about this one; witches in space?
Delkin {Shatner}: They were aliens. They were all aliens, I assure you!
Admiral Meridien: You even claim to have encountered one of the gods of Olympus.
Admiral Meridien: Seriously Will, The next time we send you on a mission to boldly go where no hand has set foot,
Admiral Meridien: We expect you to go a little further than Beertopia, the planet of half naked nymphettes and hallucinogenic drugs!

The author writes:

I often wondered what the people back at Star Fleet HQ thought about the mission reports sent to them by a certain well known space captain.