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No. 416: Everybody Loves Steve

Everybody Loves Steve

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Strip by: Sharruma

{Steve is standing on a podium in front of a cheering crowd!}
Caption: Steve: The Greatest superhero the world has ever known!
Crowd: We love you steve!
Caption: Loved by everyone
Oliver: {The President} You saved the world again, Steve.
Steve: Thank you, Mr President.
Oliver: {The President} That makes 19 times since lunch.
Ambrose: {A scientist} Thanks for your help in creating a perpetual motion machine, Steve!
Steve: Think nothing of it.
Ambrose: {A scientist} I wish I had your brains.
Meridian: {A fan} Steve, I want to have your babies.
Steve: Sorry Toots, I'm spoken for!
Samantha: {A girlfriend} Oh Steve! If only you could be more like Steve!
Steve: {as his secret identity - Steve - thinks} If only she knew!
{Steve is lying on a couch daydreaming}
Delkin: {A daydream fan} I wish I had your charm and good looks, Steve.
Holly: {out of picture} Steve! Steve!
{Steve's daydream disappears with a pop}
SFX: POP
Steve: What is it, Sweetie?
Holly: {by an open front door revealing an unruly mob} I think you should hide! There seems to be a rampaging mob with torches and pitchforks outside!
Mob: Grr! Kill Steve!

The author writes:

Slightly longer than my usual offerings.

Inspired by the recent selection from LTDave and, of course, 389 and 395 by Billy Hamiton.