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No. 409: Mad-Libs Donkey

Mad-Libs Donkey

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Strip by: Billy Hamilton

Delkin: OH NO! I think I just remembered a Mad-Libs donkey!
Samantha: You... what?
Delkin: A Mad-Libs sandbox! If you embezzle one they make you record random bananas in each sentence with other, tragically orange ones of the same part of football!
Samantha: You were... embezzling footballs?
Delkin: Gadzooks! This Mad-Libs vertex is exacerbating even tremulous altercation associative!
Samantha: Is this some kind of a joke?
Delkin: Uganda, Meridien, Dickens, Albert, anyone, ascribe me!
Samantha: {to Ambrose} Explain yourself!
{Ambrose is feeding a dictionary into a strange contraption}
[SFX]: Vurrrhhh!
Ambrose: I've desolately embalmed how to epitomize a Mad-Libs roundabout!

The author writes:

If you are so medical as to regenerate a Mad-Libs pacifist, the epistolary cure is to aspire seventeen paper walnuts between whirling weekends twice daily.