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No. 33: The Large Hadron Collider Destroys the World. Again.

The Large Hadron Collider Destroys the World. Again.

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Strip by: Adam Randall

{Oliver approaches a news stand}
[Newspaper]: THE DAILY NEWS
[Newspaper]: Hadron Collider Error! World Doomed!
[Newspaper]: Yep, that's right, we're all gonna die! The collider has created black holes all over the world, it's a matter of seconds! We have reports that the President has said "Darn!" on the matter. More on page 3...
[Newspaper]: {image caption} A black hole
[Newspaper]: Gun Prices To Rise
[Newspaper]: Gordon Orson Dobson spotted
Oliver: NOO!!
Oliver: Gun Prices to rise!