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Smells

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Strip by: Matt Albrecht

Meridien: Did you just pee in the washroom? It smells horrible! Like apricots
and tomatoes. I think you did it on purpose!
Delkin: You know - I did!
Delkin: I deliberately ate that lunch for the sole
purpose of peeing just before you entered the washroom. But that's only
phase one!
Delkin: Now that my experiment was a success, I can unleash my army of
foul-urine-smelling minions upon the W.C.s of the world, and, within the
fortnight, the world shall be mine!
Delkin: Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaa!
Meridien: You're still not getting out of cleaning it up.

The author writes:

Apologies to Andy Weir at Casey & Andy. I had forgotten how fun it can be to write these evil overlord speeches.